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I had the pleasure of meeting Dana DeArmond in Vegas last January. I made a fairly poor impression, since I didn’t recognize her immediately, and, rightfully so, that did not sit well with her. I tried to make up for it, but at that point, all hope was lost. But, recently, I came across an Instagram post from one of her dear friends and fellow porn performer, Asa Akira asking the wonderful world of porn lovers to help Dana DeArmond get fake tits, and therein become a bookable MILF pornstar.

Asa started an indieGoGo campaign for Dana to raise enough cash for a boob job. At first, I thought that it was just a joke since Asa and Dana are very well known for their sardonic sense of humour, but upon clicking on the link in Asa’s profile, I noticed that this was a real deal crowd funding campaign.

Asa-Akira-Dana-DeArmondSo, what better way to make a small mia culpa towards the lovely Miss Dana DeArmond, than to write an article about her needing your help to fund her boob campaign.

Dana-DeArmond-BoobsIn the typical Asa sense of humour, she expresses Dana’s dire need for a new set of boobs as follows: “I come to Indie Go Go because I’m in quite the predicament. My favorite performer, friend, and fellow receiver of double dicks in her ass DANA DEARMOND has hit a bump in her career. After 11 years in porn, she is in a stage of porno search term analytics where she is – almost exactly like that Britney song – not a Teen, not yet a MILF.”

How can anyone not help, or support this cause? Have you ever watched a Dana Dearmond porn? If you have not, you are fully missing out on a spectacular performance. Do yourself a favour, donate some money to her boob job here, then search for any porno movie featuring Dana DeArmond in it, your dick, or pussy, will thank you. If you have an extra $5,000 laying around, Dana and Asa will give you their soul! YES, THEIR SOUL will be yours. You know you want it!

Why are you still here reading the article? Go fund her cause; there is a month left, she’s at 70% funded and she needs your help. Fund Dana DeArmond’s boobs now at IndieGoGo.

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  • Rick1 year ago

    As long as her boob job looks proportional to her body type, I’m alright with it. So long as she doesn’t ruin her chest like Penelope Black Diamond did. I felt so sorry for the lady. Both of them are as big as her head. Its alarming. If she feels secure that’s all that matters, but at the same time when someone decides they are secure enough without them, I respect that more. She would only ruin her chest and put a lot of weight on her back. Women with bigger breasts tend to have back problems and hunch often. Again, I’m all for that person’s security, but they need to consider whether all that money is worth all that trouble and after effects of getting a boob job.

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